October 2011
So,
I GOT A KITTEN! And he has a velveteen nose!
“Food is the original magic”
– Nick
Martha: Didn't John Travolta die?
Mary: ahahahahahahahahhahhah no.
“Alex Trebec would be the worst dad.”
– My mom
“Did you see that kill!? Babe it was special.”
– Patrick (playing call of duty)
Joseph: what does Sponge Bob live in?
Cubby: he lives in a pinecone under the sea!
“No meth heads allowed at grandmas”
– Andrew
Bee Tee Dubs:
Those are my new Hello Kitty glas-ses!
Homer: You have a gambling problem.
Marge: You are right I have a problem, I think I might need professional help.
Homer: No! No! Professional help is expensive, just don't do it again.
“This hotel serves bacon wrapped shrimp. That’s my number one favorite...”
– Ron Swanson
You know,
I could not tell you how much I LOVE & HATE hiccups!
Scary fun.
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“Once I get my nails done it’s OVER Johnnie.”
– Lydia (to her husband about cleaning the house)
“Snitches get stitches”
– Donna 